Lily Philips here, the Santa Slut in the flesh! You’ve heard of Santa giving gifts to good kids, right? Well, I deliver different kinds of joy to men who have been very, very naughty.

So far, I’ve shared my “holiday cheer” with 100 lucky souls, but I’m just getting started. My ultimate goal? 1,000. That’s right. One thousand stockings filled with unforgettable memories.